 Heenan: The following is the triple threat match to determine who
will face Raven tonight! 3 Superstars will enter, they will fight under Hardcore rules and the winner will stay in the ring
and face Raven immediatly after this match!
 JR: The Man! The Myth! The Legend! Terry Funk!
 Heenan: And he is serious about tonight! This is a huge oppertunity!
 JR: And there is Dude Love AKA Mick Foley, who had that cracking
Hardcore match last month at Full Force against Raven.
 Heenan: To say these two have a history is a bold understatement,
JR..
 JR: Funk and Foley scale the area, where abouts could their opponent
be coming from tonight!?
 Heenan: There he is! He is basically Crowd surfing to the ring!
Another spectactular entrance from THE SANDMAN!
 JR: Listen to this crowd! Exit Light! Enter Night they sing! The
Sandman has arrived on WWEML PPV!
 Heenan: Could Sandman be the one to end Ravens extroadenary Hardcore
title run!?
 JR: He has to go through both Dude Love and Terry Funk first!
 Heenan: Funk jumps Foley from behind..
 JR: Elbow drop..
 Heenan: Funk beats on Foley, Sandman takes Aim!
 JR: Right to the side of Funks head with that Barbed wire bat!
 Heenan: Already violence in this match!
 JR: Sandman picks up... A Football Boot!
 Heenan: Studds first to Funks face!
 JR: Funk felt that, look out for Foley..
 Heenan: Foley levels Sandman..
 JR: Perfect oppertunity to kick Sandman out of the ring..
 Heenan: Sandman reverses it! Foley over and out!
 JR: Funk follows Foley..
 Heenan: Foley propped across our table..
 JR: Sandman has that bench!
 Heenan: He is waiting for funk..
 JR: JAB IN THE THROAT WITH A BENCH!
 Heenan: Funk Holds on to the apron like the couragous old Bastard
he is.. Sandman puts that Bench on top of Foley!
 JR: Sandman on the apron with Funk.. Oh No! Look out!
 Heenan: RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!!
 JR: FUNK PUT THROUGH THE BENCH, OUR TABLE AND THROUGH FOLEY BY THE
SANDMAN!!!!
 Heenan: Its amazing! Sandman surely hurt himself doing that..
 JR: Sandman Covers!.
1....................2.......................3!!!
 Heenan: The Sandman advances to face the Hardcore Champion!!!
 JR: The Sandman trying to shake the cobwebs.. I cant see how he
can put up a good fight against the Champ..
 Heenan: Possibly the greatest hardcore champion in wrestling history,
Raven is here!!!
 JR: and Raven in..
 JR: He wastes little time on the attack...
 Heenan: 'Sandman, Sandman,' being chanted! A Hardcore dream match
here tonight!...
 JR: Barbed wire bat to the face!
 Heenan: Sandman down, out..
 JR: Bin over Sandmans face! What could Raven have planned....
 Heenan: Raven Climbing the turnbuckle..
 JR: Raven Flies!
 Heenan: Sandmans head is surely crushed!
 JR: Is it over?
1.................2..................
 Heenan: Sandman isnt dead yet!
 JR: Raven propps a ladder up!..
 Heenan: Raven looks to have bad intentions in this one
 JR: Raven has quite a few chairs..
 Heenan: We gotta move! Raven wants our Chairs..
 JR: Raven taking a little too long setting up whatever he is about
to set up..
 JR: Missile Dropkick! Raven taken out!
 Heenan: You did say JR, Raven took too long and Sandman Capitalised..
 JR: Sandman climbs up top!...
 Heenan: OH MY GOD!!!
 JR: Raven Moves! Sandman lands bareback on the remains of our announcers
table!!
 Heenan: Raven rolls in now..
 JR: Raven makes a platform out of Chairs..
 Heenan: He is inviting Sandman to take the bait..
 JR: Raven starts to climb.. Sandman follows..
 Heenan: Raven and Sandman fight on a ladder high above the ring..
 JR: Sandman with amazing balance, wont fall down..
 JR: Raven is looking for something...
 Heenan: Raven has a guitar!..
 JR: He aims, Sandman is in perfect position!
 Heenan: He jabs Sandman! SANDMAN FALLS! THE LADDER!!! LOOK AT THE
LEGS ON THE LADDER!!!!
 JR: GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!! THE LADDER SNAPPED!!! THE LADDER SNAPPED!!!
 Heenan: HOLY SH*T!!!!!
 JR: Raven stands.. He is in pain!
Heenan: Raven pins..
1..................2....................3!!!
 JR: Raven retains! Again!!
 Heenan: How long can Raven keep running before he trips!?
 JR: Raven retains the championship at a WWEML PPV, That sort of
sounds familiar now!
Next Segment:
|