JR: Ladies and Gentleman, what this man did with the aid of his Manager Khosrow Davari on the last Episode of Showdown TV to Terry Funk was so dicspicable I havent stopped thinking about it..


Davari: Schoolls mig jim imaklada hersoueyslung shlong MUHAMMAD HASSAN!!!!


Hassan: Terry Funk, if your watching this I hope your happy, Because the beating I enflicted on you on Showdown TV will be nothing compared to what you will recieve on the Next Episode of Showdown TV!


Hassan: What I did to you Terry Funk is ringing in the ears of every Man woman and child around the country.. This Country, The land of Obese Children and Homosexual Weddings. You make me sick!..

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JR: Wait a Minute! Here comes Shawn Michaels to one hell of a olvation!


Heenan: HBK really has no fear standing in the ing with these Psychos..


Hassan: Shawn Michaels, You are just another example of the pigheaded, Interuppting people who live in this country! This Society, Shawn, And you.. YOU MAKE ME SICK!


HBK: Far be it for me to interuppt somebody, But your talking complete bullshit! Muhammad Hassan, Your the sort of reason why there is so much controversy around your people living in this country, Im not a racist man, But when people come into this country and run their mouths it just isnt going to cut it.. Im not going to do anything about that... freedom of speech... But you beating down Terry Funk..? Your about to be taught the alamo bitch!..


JR: HBK Attacks Hassan!!!


Heenan: Davari distracting HBK..


JR: Clothesline from Hassan..


Heenan: Hassan Stood over HBK now..


JR: Hassan Puts 1 foot on the back of HBK.. Holding him still..


Heenan: Hassan off the ropes..


JR: Leg Drop, Shades of Hulk Hogan..


Heenan: Hassan now has HBK up, Striking Elbows to his Shoulder..


JR: Muhammad hassan sets him up..


Heenan: Suplex....


JR: Landed perfectly..


Heenan: Hassan in control momentarily..


JR: Hassan has found his way to the top rope..


Heenan: Flying Elbow drop!..


JR: He missed! HBK got out of dodge in the nick of time.

Heenan: Look at Davari, up there distracting Michaels..


JR: Sweet Jesus what a kick! Sweet Chin Music!


Heenan: Davari is Literally out cold!


JR: Shawn Standing, Hassan charges forward..


Heenan: Big Back body Drop!!!


JR: Hassan lands right on top of Davari, Davari is out cold!!


Heenan: Hassan lift Davari up over his shoulders, there is no way out of the arena from there!..


JR: SHAWN MICHAELS WITH A SUICIDE PLANCHA!!!


Heenan: Davari out, Hassan out, HBK out!.. Good god JR!


JR: HBK and Hassan work their way back into the ring..


Heenan: Hassan using the ropes to get up, HBK ready..


JR: Shawn with a monsterous shot..


Heenan: HBK knocked Hassan down with that, He approaches the Top Turnbuckle...


JR: HBK up top! We've seen this before...


Heenan: HBK with his patienet Elbow drop!


JR: He got all of it! HBK on the mark!


Heenan: Here it comes! He is setting up for the Sweet Chin Music!..


JR: Damn! Davari up again!!


Heenan: NO!!! Hassan jumps HBK...


JR: The referee has thrown this one out! Hassan and Davari beating on HBK...


Heenan: TERRY FUNK!!!


JR: Hassan Hightailing it! Davari is trapped!..


Heenan: Davari caught!...


JR: And out he goes!!!


Heenan: Jesus! Where did he get that Barbed wire bat!?


JR: Davari escapes, he rolls into the ring..


Heenan: Davari! Behind you!...


JR: SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!


Heenan: Shawn michaels and long time friend Terry Funk celebrate here!..


JR: Funk looks at Hassan, What a battle they will have at Showdown TV!

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