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 JR: Well, its time for the main event!...
 Heenan: The old far... I mean... Terry funk challenges Randy Orton in a No Funkin rules match!...
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 JR: The champion of the next generation!!! Randy Orton!!!
 Heenan: The way in which he orkastrated his Doomsday Victory was nothing short of genius! Now he will use his knowledge
and stats to defeat Terry Funk!!!
 JR: Orton argues with the referee on the ring apron...
 Heenan: Funk has Orton....
 JR: A DDT over the ropes!!!!
 Heenan: Orton Rolls across the ring in agony, Funk heads towards the turnbuckle...
 JR: Funk up top....
 Heenan: Flying Elbowdrop!!!
 JR: Connects! Pin!
1................2..................
 Heenan: Early scare for orton, Funk rolls out of the ring..
 JR: A speed limit sign!.....
 Heenan: Orton stumbles to his feet, Funk takes aim.....
 JR: Knockout shot with that sign!!!
 Heenan: Surely thats illegal... Damn... No rules....
 JR: That must mean the end of all of Ortons chances of offence here....
 Heenan: Terry Funk up top!.....
 JR: Moonsault!!!!!
 Heenan: Aha! Orton moves!
 JR: Both men coming to their feet.....
 Heenan: RKO......
 JR: OWWWW!!! Funk Lifted Orton and dropped him groin first onto the top rope!....
 Heenan: Orton is froze in pain! Funk has the sign.....
 JR: ORTON HIT WITH THE SIGN!!!!!
 Heenan: The crowd can sence a new champion!!! This isnt right!!!!!
 JR: Dammit!!!!
 Heenan: Its that, What is it, Heidentricky?
 JR: Heiden... ITS HBK!!!!!!
 Heenan: No thats not it, Oh, HBK!.... Hidyjim went to meet HBK on the ramp, they battle as Orton rolls back in....
  JR: RKO!!!!!!!!
 Heenan: Orton pins......
1...................2...................3!!!!!!!
 JR: Dammit, Funk had that won!....
 Heenan: Shawn michaels is in! Revenge from Doomsday!.....
 JR: Orton getting what he deserves after his little plan that screwed HBK at Doomsday!....
 Heenan: HBK is so smug.... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 JR: What the hell!???
 Heenan: PEDIGREE!!!!!!
 JR: Bah Gawd!!!!! Triple H is back!!!!
 Heenan: Oh look JR, HHH looking straight at the guy who took his title and put him on the sidelines for 2 months!!!
 JR: Here comes Vader and.... Oh No... Is that who I think it is.....
 Heyman: WELL, IF IT ISNT PAUL.E.DANGEROUSLY IN A WWE-ML RING!!!!!!
 Heyman: Heidenreich Told you the revolution starts here, Well Triple H, Vader and Big show, Heidenreich, The World Heavyweight
Champion Randy Orton and Myself are here to clean up what has become a dirt riddened company. We are... THE HEYMAN FAMILY!!!!!!!
 JR: Oh NO! Paul Heyman and Heidenreich have arrived in WWE-ML! Triple H is back and scouting out new teammate Randy Ortons
World title! This is terrible! Tune in next week! Merry christmas!!!!!
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