JR: Here comes a real crowd favorate!


Heenan: The yeti, umm, talking to a depressed Stacy. Of course at Apolcalypse Shane Mcmahon will defend his Intercontinental title in a 'loser gets deported to paradise' match where the loser quite literally gets put in a box to the mediteration.


JR: Yeti Runs at Volkoff who throws Yeti over his head..


Heenan: Volkoff takes his jumper off, he is having trouble..


JR: Volkoff having a lot of trouble with that jacket that may be Yetis opening!..


Heenan: Yeti dives at Volkoff!!..


JR: He is HUMPING HIM!!!
Heenan: I know ive not been here long but what the hell is he doing!!!???


Heenan: He is really, truely humping him!


JR: It looks as if the yeti is.. oh never mind..
Heenan: How are we meant to call this???


JR: I.. er.. think yeti is finished...


Heenan: hahahahahaha!!! He is literally finished!!! Hahahaha!


JR: The referee is counting the yeti out..!


Heenan: I dont think stacy can really be bothered to help her.. erm.. man, back into the ring..

1....2......3.....4.....5......6.....7......8......9....10!


JR: Well, its official, the winner is Nikolai Volkoff...


Heenan: Theres Shane mcmahon!!


JR: Shane is just beating the holy hell out of yeti!!


Heenan: Yeti gets his rocks off and then gets them beaten the hell out of!..
JR: Stop would you!..

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