Segment 3
 Heenan: Abyss Just annihilated WWEML's Own Tommy Dreamer.. Well.. Speaking of debutants JR...
 JR: Here comes BAoW's World Champion, WWEML's newest signing! Charlie Haas!!
 Heenan: The crowd are giving Haas a great reception regardless of his underhanded tactics used against Lance Storm
at The Black Parade. What a moment that was JR, Haas and Benoit stood side by side with the WWEML commishioner Eddie Guerrero
as the pyro exploded..
 JR: That was surely a memorable moment in WWEML history, when WWEML ended 2006 with that excellent victory over
team BAoW..
 Heenan: This crowd still clapping one of the worlds finest wrestlers...
 Haas: What an Incredible reception, thank you..
 Haas: Fair enough, I was a loser at The Black Parade even though I used some pretty low tactics to take out Lance
Storm Early on... Thats why Eddie Guerrero made this match for Burn it Down...
 Haas: Lance Storm, Chris Benoit, Mr Perfect, Finlay and a partner of their choice..
 Haas: And their opponents...
 Haas: Me, Charlie Haas, My former tag partner Shelton Benjamin, The Worlds most dangerous man Ken Shamrock, The
Wrestling Machine Kurt Angle.. And our partner will be...
 JR: Whaa... Well Haas never finished his team off, but whos this coming to the ring... The crowd are going wild!
 Heenan: Did you see the crowd all shuffle towards the Entrance way!? Who is this coming to the ring to this corny-ass
Rap song!?
 JR: Well whatdyaknow!! Its Jack Evans!!
 Heenan: Former Ring of Poison wrestler who recently signed a written contract with WWEML!! Jack is here!! Ill
bet this crowd are exciting about seeing what he can do...
 JR: They sure seem like their excited!
 Heenan: But why is he interuppting Charlie Haas?

 JR: Unique...
 Heenan: Oh!! Watch this JR!!




 JR: He's got nothing on me!! Haha!
 Haas: Jack!? Who do you think you are?!
 Haas: Let me guess, YOU want to be my in my team against Chris Benoit and Lance Storms team?

 JR: Evans just stole the Microphone... Lets see what he has to say...
 Evans: Chill Yo'! I was just gonna come out here and give you 2G's, aHAA! but since you offered...
 Evans: Hey yaww Help me out...
 Evans: How many of you guys would like to see me on Charlie Haas' team at Burn it Down?
 JR: Look!!! Lance Storm!!
 Heenan: Evans dosent even see whats going on!!!
 JR: Haas and Storm are going at it!! Whats Evans going to do...
 Evans: Hey play nicely yo...
 JR: Here comes Shelton Benjamin!! This could be a disaster in more ways that one!
 Evans: YOYOYO!!! 'SUP MAH N***A!
 Evans: Hey dont leave me hanging yo...
 JR: Now Haas and Storm on the offensive!!
 Heenan: Chris Benoit!!
 JR: Chop to Benjamin!
 Heenan: Chop to Haas!!
 Evans: WOAHWOAH!!! CHILL!!! WOAH!!!
 Evans: Chill homie.. Just an innocent bystander...
 JR: Finally the Whigger drops the mic..
 Heenan: LOW BLOW TO BENOIT!!!
 JR: Now Haas Benjamin and Evans are together and beating on Benoit!!
 Heenan: DEAN MALENKO!!!
 JR: Chairshot to Benjamin!!
 Heenan: Haas Hightailed it!!
 JR: Storm makes sure Haas is gone!
 Heenan: Evans is trying to sneak away before getting hurt!!
 JR: Evans runs for it!! BENOIT HAS HIM!!
 Heenan: NOWHERE TO RUN NOW BOY!!
 JR: Oh No!!
 Heenan: Evans is paying for it now!!
 JR: Evans is screaming in pain now!!
 Heenan: Haas and Benjamin bail him out!
 JR: I assure you THAT wasnt the debut Evans was after!
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