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Segment 8
The Main Event: Raven vs Funk, ROP match
JR: This match is a ROP match, this is dedicated to the now defunt
Ring Of Poison fed which I understand the owner was very fond of...
Heenan: Here comes the WWEML Hardcore Champion!
JR: Everyone knows just how much this man loved ROP..
Heenan: And there is former ROP champion, Donning the old school
cowboy hat, its TERRY FUNK!!
JR: Funk is a pure legend...
Heenan: Lets not forget the battles these two have had in the past..
this should be incredible...
JR: Tie up..
Heenan: Raven on the offensive...
JR: Relentless punches from Raven...
Heenan: Raven off the ropes...
JR: Funk turns around...
Heenan: Clothesline to the outside...
JR: Funk hits the ground...
Heenan: Terry funk is rustling around amongst the weapons..
JR: Funk throws alot of weapons in the ring.. Raven has that speed
sign..
Heenan: A shot to the back of Funks skull!!
JR: Raven knocks Funk clean out...
Heenan: Raven has a ladder!!
JR: Its at least 20ft high!!
Heenan: Funk has Raven hold...
JR: Ohh!!
Heenan: A backcracker type move, now Funk on the attack... He has
A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!!!
JR: Raven taking it to the face!!
Heenan: Raven fights him off before any laceration...
JR: Funk is swinging that bat!!
Heenan: Raven ducks Funks attempt...
JR: Raven runs up the ladder..
Heenan: OH GOOD GOD!!!
JR: RAVEN WITH A MOONSAULT!!!
*Crowd* ROP! ROP! ROP!
JR: The crowd say it all... Raven getting another ladder!
Heenan: He props it up..
JR: Funk sneaks up the ladder that Raven was unattending to..
Heenan: Raven chases him on the other ladder...
JR: They are both 20ft in the air!!
Heenan: Whats Funk doing...?
JR: Oh god! Raven hooked!!
Heenan: LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!!!
JR: OH MY GOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heenan: LOOK AT THE BEND IN THAT RAMP!!! FUNK JUST DDT'ED RAVEN
TO HELL!!!!
JR: Now Funk is off somewhere....
Heenan: Funk is assending the ladder!!!
JR: Funk is on that Ladder!!! He is looking to crush Raven from
that height!!
Heenan: But.... wait!!.... RO fn P!!?? ITS THE SANDMAN!!!
JR: Off the ropes...
Heenan: SANDMAN PUSHES THE LADDER!!!
JR: GOOD GOD! TERRY FUNK JUST LANDED ON OUR TABLE!!!!!
Heenan: Sandman swings that caine...
Heenan: He just KO'ed Raven!!!
JR: THE CROWD ARE GOING SKITSO FOR THE SANDMAN!!!
Heenan: Look at Terry Funk! The idiot!! Lie down and fight another
day!!!
JR: BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT TO SANDMANS HEAD!!!!
Heenan: THIS CROWD WONT CALM DOWN!!!!
JR: Sandman Half in and half out of the ring...
Heenan: He has Sandman Hooked!!
JR: EVENFLOW DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heenan: Raven takes out Sandman but look at Funk...
JR: FUNK DROPKICKED THAT LADDER OUT OF THE RING INTO RAVENS FACE!!!
Heenan: Raven really took that hard...
JR: Raven trying to crawl back in...
Heenan: Funk has Sandmans Caine!!!...
JR: OH MY GOD!!!!! HE JUST BROKE IT INTO 1000 PEICES OVER HIS HEAD!!!!
*crowd* ROP! ROP! ROP!
JR: Now Funk is climbing the Ladder....
Heenan: All the way to the top!!!
JR: Dont do it Terry!!! Think of your kids!!!
Heenan: And great great great grandkids!!! OH GOD!!!
JR: Raven moved right out of the way!!! Funk lands hard!!!
Heenan: Raven signals!!
JR: Hooked...
JR: DDT! Its over!
Heenan: I hope so for their sake!!!
1......................2............................3!!!
JR: ITS OVER!!! RAVEN WINS!!!
Heenan: What a match!!
JR: Raven helping Funk to his feet...
Heenan: Funk and Raven celebrate! ROP together!!
JR: Raven is getting signs from the crowd, What a match they had!
Heenan: Yes JR, But just... Watch... Savour this moment...
JR: Now Sandman is in the ring... I hope he dosent cause trouble...
Heenan: SANDMAN IS 100% ROP!! LOOK AT THE SHIRT! HE IS POINTING
TO IT!!
JR: Ladies and Gentleman this is a historic moment in Wrestling..
We hope you enjoyed the show..
Heenan: Funks Sign says it all! If it wasnt for Mikey "Guru" Reynolds
Not only would ROP not be around but neither would WWEML after the inspiration of ROP encouraged Dave Pook to start up his
own fed! Thank you Mikey! Thank you ROP! And thank you for watching!!! Goodnight!!!
Thanks for watching!
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