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Segment 3
Shelton Benjamin VS Samoa Joe!
JR: The lights are going off, that means one thing..
Heenan: The Punker is in the house! The New Number one contender
to the WWEML IC championship!
JR: And you have to fancy the guys chances against The champion
even though Shelton Benjamin has been on a roll..
Punk: At Midyear Massacre you all witnessed the greatest match ever
wrestled kicking off the show. Thats right, im talking about the Ladder match for the Number 1 contendership to the Intercontental
title... I won.. But was there any doubt that I would win anyway? I mean, Cmon, Chris Jericho has been away living the rockstar
lifestyle for months. Drugs, Drink, Cigarettes, you name it! And god knows how much Wacki S**t Muhammad Hassan has used over
on his native land. And of course, Im Straight Edge.. Im naturally better than both of them so I climbed that ladder and I
took what was mine, My destiny, A shot at the IC title and I guaruntee I will win the match at Destiny Day.
Punk: I mean, Cmon, Ive GOT to beat Shelton Benjamin, its like any
film to do with sports. The featured team are against all the odds and after claiming their shot at the championship they
face the Champs and... Wait for it... They win!.. Duhh... I am the featured star of this fed therefore I will go into Destiny
day and immitate so many films that have featured this overun storyline.
Punk: Except I have no team mates.. Why would I want any of you
Beer swilling coke addicts anyway? And No, when I say Coke I dont mean Coca-Cola.. I realise the drugs have screwed up your
minds but you...
JR: The referee making the right call there..
Heenan: Punk may not have wanted to get out the ring but I bet he
does now he sees Joe, remember what Punk did to Joe at SD13!.. Damn..
JR: The 280lber is here and ready to fight!
Heenan: And here comes the champion!
JR: Just to clarify this is a Non-title matchup..
Heenan: And CM Punk might just be the deciding factor as he watches
from Ringside..
JR: Joe goes to clothesline, Benjamin ducks..
Heenan: Benjamin off the ropes, Joe run at him..
JR: Joe with the flying kick!..
Heenan: Benjamin dodges it! Joe on the ropes! Benjamin off the oppisite
side!..
JR: Flying clothesline!..
Heenan: Joe ducks! Joe has Benjamin hooked....
JR: German Suplex to the outside!!
Heenan: Benjamin limp on the ramp after landing hard..
JR: The referee distracted by Joe! Whats Punk doing with that Bench..
Heenan: Oh god.. Punk has benjamin hooked on that ramp!..
JR: PEPSI PLUNGE!!!
JR: NO! Benjamin driven through that bench!!
Heenan: Now Benjamin thrown back into the ring, its a damn shame
really!
JR: Joe has Benjamin hold..
Heenan: He has that modified sleeper hold on! No!
JR: Joe chokes out the Intercontental Champion!.
Punk: What we just witnessed is your future Shelton Benjamin! You
and your beloved Intercontental Championship are a Pepsi Plunge away from never being together again!
Punk: See you at Destiny Day, "Champ"...
JR: That damn CM Punk!!! So arrogent!! So Cocky! I hope Benjamin
brings him down a notch or 2 come Destiny Day!
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