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Heenan: That match was surely one for the Ages JR.. I wouldnt be heartbroken if they announced a rematch!!
JR: Nor would I that was a... What the hell!?
Heenan: Whos that guy? The crowd are surely responding to him...
JR: Hey give our microphone back!!
Heenan: I think thats.. Alex Shelley! Good god! It's Alex Shelley, the ROP Intercontinental champ!
Shelley: Whoa, hold it right there hotshots, I have something to say. Isn't it in the amendment that I have the
right to free speech?
JR: We're in the UK damnit!
Shelley: As some of you may know, I work for a promotion named the Ring of Poison, and I am currently their Intercontinental
champion...
Shelley: Well that piece of shit means nothing to me! I am Alex Shelley, I am a man, I am not a belt. I am not
a company. I am a free spirit, and starting tonight, you don't know where I'll show up. I might be here on WWEML (cheer),
or on BAoW (boo) or even on ROG (indifference)!
Shelley: Because, you see, I'm not in this for anything but the money anymore. I'm available to anyone who'll
pay. I'm a whore, and I'm damn proud of it! Mikey Reynolds, fuck you! Pooky, fuck you! DJ Sauber, fuck you! This is the beginning
of the Shelley era, and I am going to show you just what I can do!
Heenan: Well..
JR: What a shock appearence... Woah... Umm....
Heenan: I cant beleve what we just saw JR...
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