JR: The following Contest is to determine the new WWE-ML Hardcore
Champion...
Heenan: Here comes Terry funk, An old shell of a man he used
to be.
JR: he could still shove a barbed wire bat so far up your
ass you wil be crapping metal.
Heenan: He can try.. Dont tell him i said that.
JR: Here comes Tommy Dreamer, he is my pick for this match.
Heenan: Funk and Dreamer exchanging the verbal chairshots..
Click here!
JR: One of the toughest guys to step in a WWE-ML ring, TAZZ!..
JR: We are awaiting Raven..
Click here!
Heenan: he is coming through the humaniods, JR!
JR: Tazz with a double clothesline to kick things off..
Heenan: Raven in with a spear..
JR: A chairshot to Tazz! hes down!
Heenan: the juice is running! JR: He has been busted up!!
JR: Oh no, funk! A tableshot to the back of dreamer and Raven..
Heenan: Both men fall outside..
JR: Tazz is back up..
JR:.. And he drives funk into the dustbin!!!

Heenan: Is that crazy idiot wrapping himself in BARBED
WIRE!!??
JR: BAHHH GAWWWD!!!!!!
Heenan: He launches himself out onto Raven and Dreamer!!
Heenan: its anyones ballgame now, Tazz, raven and dreamer
all KOed.
JR: Terry funk is setting up the Ladder...
Jr: ...And he is climbing it!!
Heenan: Crazy old man!
JR: Dreamer just bolted into the ring and is tipping the ladder!!!!!
Heenan: INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***CRASH!!!***
JR: Are you OK bobby?
Heenan: Fine, look raven is behind Dreamer!!!...
JR: THE EVENFLOW DDT!!!!
heenan: The referee counts...
1...........2...........
Heenan: Tazz breaks it up!..
JR: Tazz going for that tazzplex, if he hits it its all over...
heenan: Oh my god...
JR: GOOOOD GAAWD OH MIGHTY, HE IS BROKEN IN HALLLF!!!!!!!
Heenan: He lands on a mixture of chairs, bins and barbed wire!!...
JR: Now dreamer is setting up that table...
Heenan: Looks like a piledriver!
JR: Dreamer with a innovative piledriver on that table!!!!
Heenan: Tazz is just flopping out of the ring like a ragdoll...
JR: I cant beleve it!!! Raven is back in the ring!!...
Heenan: he has a barbed wire bat!!...
JR: What a shot to the back of tommy dreamers head!!..
heenan: he must be dead!!...
JR: Raven coveres!!!...
1.............2...........3!!!!!!!!!
Heenan: HE DID IT!!!!
JR: What a match to crowd the new hardcore champion, bobby!
heenan: Unbeleveable, resembled a crash scene!
JR: I cant empisise enough fans, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME IN
YOUR BACK YARD!...
Heenan: Try it in your living room, its more fun!!!
Next segment!