JR: The following Contest is to determine the new WWE-ML Hardcore Champion...

Heenan: Here comes Terry funk, An old shell of a man he used to be.

JR: he could still shove a barbed wire bat so far up your ass you wil be crapping metal.

Heenan: He can try.. Dont tell him i said that.

JR: Here comes Tommy Dreamer, he is my pick for this match.

Heenan: Funk and Dreamer exchanging the verbal chairshots..

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JR: One of the toughest guys to step in a WWE-ML ring, TAZZ!..

JR: We are awaiting Raven..

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Heenan: he is coming through the humaniods, JR!

JR: Tazz with a double clothesline to kick things off..

Heenan: Raven in with a spear..

JR: A chairshot to Tazz! hes down!

Heenan: the juice is running! JR: He has been busted up!!

JR: Oh no, funk! A tableshot to the back of dreamer and Raven..

Heenan: Both men fall outside..

JR: Tazz is back up..

JR:.. And he drives funk into the dustbin!!!

 Heenan: Is that crazy idiot wrapping himself in BARBED WIRE!!??

JR: BAHHH GAWWWD!!!!!!

Heenan: He launches himself out onto Raven and Dreamer!!

Heenan: its anyones ballgame now, Tazz, raven and dreamer all KOed.

JR: Terry funk is setting up the Ladder...

Jr: ...And he is climbing it!!

Heenan: Crazy old man!

JR: Dreamer just bolted into the ring and is tipping the ladder!!!!!

 Heenan: INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***CRASH!!!***

JR: Are you OK bobby?

Heenan: Fine, look raven is behind Dreamer!!!...

JR: THE EVENFLOW DDT!!!!

heenan: The referee counts...

1...........2...........

Heenan: Tazz breaks it up!..

JR: Tazz going for that tazzplex, if he hits it its all over...

heenan: Oh my god...

JR: GOOOOD GAAWD OH MIGHTY, HE IS BROKEN IN HALLLF!!!!!!!

Heenan: He lands on a mixture of chairs, bins and barbed wire!!...

JR: Now dreamer is setting up that table...

Heenan: Looks like a piledriver!

JR: Dreamer with a innovative piledriver on that table!!!!

Heenan: Tazz is just flopping out of the ring like a ragdoll...

JR: I cant beleve it!!! Raven is back in the ring!!...

 Heenan: he has a barbed wire bat!!...

JR: What a shot to the back of tommy dreamers head!!..

heenan: he must be dead!!...

JR: Raven coveres!!!...

1.............2...........3!!!!!!!!!

Heenan: HE DID IT!!!!

JR: What a match to crowd the new hardcore champion, bobby!

heenan: Unbeleveable, resembled a crash scene!

JR: I cant empisise enough fans, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME IN YOUR BACK YARD!...

Heenan: Try it in your living room, its more fun!!!

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