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JR: Ladies and Gentleman we Kid you not.. You are looking at Ruthless
Wrestling Federations monster team of Earthquake and the One Man Gang! This is a special moment!..
Heenan: Its like Godzilla VS King Kong... Its like Tyson VS Ali..
Its like Chuck Norris VS a heard of Raging bulls... THIS is where the action is! The 2 largest teams in the history of wrestling
are set to square off!!
JR: The One Man Gang and Vader square up and this crowd are in a
stunned silence!
Heenan: Here we go! Vader strikes first!
JR: He pins OMG in the Corner with chops and slaps...
Heenan: That one was right to the ear!
JR: Please dont lean on the ropes OMG!
Heenan: A Belly to back suplex!? No!!
Heenan: OH MY GOD!!!! LOOK AT THE REFEREE BOUNCE!!!
JR: THE CROWD ARE CHEERING THEIR ASSES OFF BRAIN!!!
Heenan: Vader building Momentum!
JR: Big Splash!!
Heenan: He hits it! And any normal man would be dead but OMG's Mass
saves him from perminant injury!
JR: And now Vader tags the worlds largest athlete.. The Big Show!!
Heenan: This could be a very combustable element...
JR: Conbustable!? Thats 1 Thousand, 7 Hundred and 30 Pounds of weight
in that ring!!!
Heenan: Chop from OMG..
JR: Big Show shreiks with pain!
Heenan: LOU THESZ PRESS!!!
JR: Good God!!! He tags John 'Earthquake' Tenta!
Heenan: Now what can he do?
JR: Leg drop!!
Heenan: Geez they are using lots of high impact moves!
JR: Tenta has Shows leg...
Heenan: Single leg boston crab!
JR: Big show reaches, he cant reach his partner!
Heenan: Earthquake pulls him back...
JR: He releases... Tenta to the ropes..
Heenan: Big Show needs to move... NOW!
JR: He is!
Heenan: Quake misses! Big Show up..
JR: He dives and tags Vader!!
Heenan: Quake tags too! VADER AND OMG ARE FACING OFF AGAIN!!!
JR: Vader with punches!
Heenan: He takes him down with that clubbing blow!
JR: Quake stalks Big Show..
Heenan: Quake with a dropkick and Show is down!
JR: Show really took that to the temple..
Heenan: Clothesline...
JR: Quake builds speed...
Heenan: Look out!
JR: THE EARTHQUAKE TREMOR!!!
Heenan: NO!!! Not RWF guys!!
JR: The ref counts......
1........................2.........................3!!!
Heenan: WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
JR: Earthquake and OMG did it!!!
Heenan: They arnt even WWEML guys JR!
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