Heenan: SABU! ITS SABU!

Booker: HIS ARM IS WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE BRAIN!

Heenan: This has just become a very dangerous enviroment indeed!

Booker: Oh! Sabus insane offense just eliminated Benjamin!

Heenan: Sabu turns his attention to long time enemy, Raven..

Booker: HOLD THE PHONE!

Heenan: Its Tommy Dreamer! and this hardcore battle royal just got more hardcore!

Booker: Ohhhh here we go!

Heenan: Dreamer DDT!

Heenan: Dreamer wants Raven but look out..

Heenan: Sandman pushes Dreamer..

Booker: AND HERE WE GO! RAVEN AND DREAMER GOING AT IT!

Heenan: Now whos coming out to join this war..

Booker: YEAH! WOOWOOWOOWOO! TATANKA!

Heenan: Really..!?

Heenan: Oh no.. This may not be the best enviroment for Tatanka to make his WWEML Debut.. what is he doing here!?

Booker: I dont like his chances...

Heenan: Whats with the war dance, this really isnt going to end well..

Booker: Tatanka! Your Surrounded!

Heenan: Its for the best. Goodnight, Buffalo!

Booker: Aha.. Everybody seems quite confused by Tatankas appearence..

Heenan: Okay. So that just happened..

Booker: Sandman and Dreamer going for DDT's!..

Heenan: Sabu Spiked! But Raven escapes...

Heenan: DREAMER ELIMINATED!

Heenan: And now look! Raven ducks! great reflexes! Dreamer has the rope!

Booker: Dreamer just eliminated The Sandman! And that war isnt going to be over there!...

Heenan: Definately Not! And look out for Sabu!..

Booker: SABU LAUNCHED THAT CHAIR AND NEAR DECAPITATED RAVEN!

Heenan: Oh look here, Vintage Sabu coming up!..

Booker: Oh God! Look! Its!..... Its.......

Heenan: ITS THE GODDAMN HUMPING YETI! The Yeti just took out Sabu!!

Booker: And hes coming right for you, Brain!!!

Heenan: BOOKER GODDAMN HELP!

Booker: PAHAHAHAA! The Yeti is attempting to inpregnate Bobby The Brain Heenan!!! This is priceless!

Booker: PAHAHAHAA....

Booker: Now whos this coming to the ring...

Booker: OH MY GOD! Thats Sid Vicious! The former RWF World Champion! Brain Get outta there..!

Booker: That is one of the most notoriously dangerous men in this industry! Brain get that thing off of you!..

Booker: I got you, Brain!...

Booker: Chokeslam coming!

Booker: Ravens trying to escape!.. PULL HEENAN! GET YOUR HAIRY ASS OFF OF HIM!

Booker: Ravens wriggling free.. Do the same Heenan! Goddamn!

Booker: OH GOD! Raven dropped head first!

Heenan: THAT F*CKING YETI! HOW HASNT IT BEEN PUT DOWN YET!...

Booker: I think your about to get your wish...

Heenan: How do we call that move?

Booker: WE'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE!!...

Booker: VICIOUS POWERBOMB!

Heenan: And you have to believe that the former RWF World Champion is on course to win this match...

Booker: Are you okay Brain.. Pahahaa!

Heenan: Fine, Booker, Lets just call the action.

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