Heenan: Viva La Parka, Ross!!
JR: Yes, at the Full Force Pre-show La Parka is set to face Chris Hero to crown a Pay-Per-View Champion!
Heenan: SHould be a very good match to warm up the crowd..
La Parka (Delibrate Voice Over): YO YO WATS UP MAH HOMIES!! ITS YOUR BLUD LA PARKA IN DA HIZ-HOWWWWWSSEE!!!
Heenan: Oh Dear...
La Parka (Delibrate Voice over): AND DIS SUNDAY AT THE FULL FORCE PRE-SHOW I WILL BECOME THE PAY PER VIEW CHAMPIONESSS!!!
AND CHRIS HERO WILL JUST BE ANOTHER ONE OF MY BIZNATCHES, HOLLA!!
JR: Well here comes Chris Hero.. hmm..
Hero: You have GOT to be kidding me..
Hero: That has to be the most pathetic attempt at a realistic voice over ever... you should give this a try..
Tim Allen Voiceover: CHHRRIIISS HERO TO THE RESCUE!!!
Tim Allen Voiceover: To Infinity.. and BEYOND!!!
Tim Allen Voiceover: THIS ISNT FLYING, ITS FALLING, WITH STYLE!!!
JR: OOHHH And La Parka with a crushing chairshot!!
Heenan: I dont know whats funnier, La Parka thinking we bought that, or Chris Hero's Buzz Lightyear voiceover continuing
as he lies there motionless!!
Tim Allen Voiceover: TO INFINITY.. AND BEYOND!!!!!
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